Jones

I was walking home from work thinking about how I haven't done laundry in awhile. I was feeling a little thirsty so I decided to stop at a convienence store and get a Jones. I got green apple because I had never had it before and it had a cool picture of a hobo feeding a squirel. I payed the lady at the front counter and said thank you and smiled. She smiled back and said something Asian that I didn't understand. Feeling slightly awkward from the Asian comment I headed the door Jones in hand. When I reached the door this creepy old lady appeard on the other side of the glass grabing the the handle at the exact moment I did. we both stared blankly at eachother trying to figure out who should open the door. Then she gave me a big smile so I opened the door and held it with one hand as she passed by me in the tight space. I finally got outside and opened my Jones. I read the fortune first as I always do and it read "catch up with various neglected chores." then I took a sip and it wasn't that great and I remembered a kid in my grade 5 class that ate flies.